SMS Mania

I cant keep more than 25 messages in my Mobile inbox. I also dont want to lose my SMSs.
Before I delete them , let me share some of the funniest messages i've received.

This one was from one of my friend in Kolhapur :

Happy belated holi to you and your family :-) Celebrate wid crackers and diyas… &get drunk! Jst like I am rite now… Merry Christmas once again.

This one was sent by one of my Room mate :
I will not come home today. Please take inside my clothes from outside of house !@!???

From one of my college mates :
Managed to fool the HR :-) Got into Accenture.

The next day :
Main bachpan se Accenture mein jaana chahata tha :-)

This one was from my friend (who used to play Quake a little bit) yesterday. around 20 days ago he was a victim of a mysterious disease and was in ICU. I couldnt stop laughing until i read this :
Health 100
(regenerate)

There were a lot of SMSs which were worth writing here but I have deleted them long ago.
Some of those were :
On 31st December 2005:
Let me be the last one to wish you Happy New year 2005 :-)

One of my friend from hostel blocks sent me this when I was giving a seminar :
Quake ctf snipers game ip 172.155.155.72 join fast

I used to get this SMS at least twice a day :
AOE join fast. 14 14 14

or something like this :
45 45 45


In college days we used to communicate using such numbers. No one other than a NITKian would understand if I say 84 to someone :-)
Some of the codes we used were :
1: Yes
2: No
3: Food Please
8: All hail, King of the Loosers
14: Start the game.
45: You Bastard
55: Evil laugh HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
80: You have lost the match
84: You are an idiot.


This one i sent to my Mom on 23rd August 2004 which she still has it stored.

I got into IBM

Slash DOT Slash

There is nothing Much to write in this blog, This blog is dedicated to myself. It features the metamorphosis of Nishad at the age of 30 to Nishad at the age of 23.
You will rarely have a glimpse of something like this.
See it yourself and bring a smile on your face :-)

Just before the Slash session !!

What was I thinking about ?

The first Slash !!





The second Slash !
Slash Dot Slash


Inspired by Hitler !!

In great thought.

I dont know what made me cut my moustache in this shape. But I feel this is the style Aamir Khan will use in his coming films.

Metamorphosis complete. I will be 21dahsiN forever.

Even I cant stop laughing at this photo.

Something abtrusive

Recently something shook me and realised that I need to improve my english.
I went through some wordlists from a Competetive exam book and found out that I was a DUMBO in english !!! To get used to that kind of language, I would have to use those words in real life.
So maybe my next blog will look like this !

Last week we had a bacchanal since one of our onsite team mates had come to India. We were maladroit in the stints given to us, so he decided to have a tutelage for 5 days. For the last five days, we got a smattering, but in the end i was just a charlatan. This night I had decided to forget everything and erode whatever comes in my dish. I reminded myself of the forswear of not having any non veg in the month of august. The starters were ordered. Fish Tikka, Chicken Platter !!! (Not to enumerate that a soup comes before a starter ). I immediately reneged what is said earlier. I avow that I am a gourmand and possess a discretion when I see food ! I ate like a glutton and was very happy to finish whatever was served in my plate. I hate seeing the food plate devoid of food. Though this was a bacchanal, I had a covenant with myself that I will follow teetotalism for the rest of my life, so I just snubbed from the rest of the section and concentrated only on Delicious food. The hotel management had done their homework in gastronomy and were gusto in filling my plate. I am in complete oblivion of how much I ate later, But I remember when I got up from my seat I had an effusion that I have gained at least 2 Kgs of weight today. Again from Now onwards a new perjury,
I will be abstinent, and will relinquish all my gluttonous habits :-).

Mr. Murphy strikes back..........Again.

Me and some of my friends had a plan to watch a Movie named "Omkara" night show. I was responsible to book the tickets. I came to the office, to check the availability of tickets opened www.pvrcinemas.com and got a message : This page has been blocked by the administrator. (Murphy No 1 )
I knew how fast the tickets get booked at PVR. So I decided to go to the theatre itself and book the tickets. I sat in an Auto. As as the Auto was about to start, I realised that I had just 10 rs in my pocket. ( Minimum fare for an auto in Bangalore is 12 Rs. ) I clearly told the Auto driver, that I had no money and requested him to stop at the ATM right ahead. As he approached the ATM. I saw the shutter of the ATM was down. Machine refilling was in progress. (Murphy No 2 )
I knew one more ATM on the road to PVR. I told the Auto driver to take me to the second ATM. When we reached, there, I went frantic. This ATM was also closed for Money refilling. ( Big Murphy No 3 )
Now I knew there was not a single ATM till PVR and ahead. With no hopes, I sat in the Auto. and told him, ' Plan cancel !! Take me to any ATM first. Then PVR. '
He too agreed. Took me to some ATM in Koramangala. I withdrew plenty of money. Gave the Auto driver his share and hurried back to PVR. There was a queue for tickets at the counter. But I was smarter :-) I thought of booking tickets using the machine installed there. All I had to do was, select the show and timing, select the number of tickets I wanted and swipe my credit card. I started my transaction and found that all the tickets for the show were sold out !!!
( Murphy No. 4 ) I cursed myself. I had come all the way to book tickets and I didn't wanted to go empty handed. So I booked tickets for the next day 10 pm show and came back. When I was back at my desk, one of my friend messaged me," I guess it will rain today" . The first thing that came to my mind was,
'Murphy cannot be wrong. It will surely rain tomorrow night at 9:30 and will make it difficult for me to reach pvr on time."
When it comes to watching a movie, I was already a victim of Murphy's Laws. This was the secong time, Click here to read my 1st time murphy.

This happened on 1st of Janauary. What a way to start a new year.
For those who don't know who this Murphy is :
Click here