Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Someone still loves you.

I use email, I use a telephone,I use Yahoo messenger, I use Gtalk, I use orkut, I send SMS, In spite of all these free modes of communication, I still admire INDIAN POSTAL SERVICE. Of course times have changed now. I don't buy Post cards or send a letter to mom in an envelope. But whenever required, I always opt for Indian Post. It is much reliable, now-a-days. Just like any other private courier service, you can trace your parcel just by a few clicks.
If you are still sadistic towards Indian Postal service, Think again. You will not get your passport without signing on the postman's register :-)

9th October
Today is the Anniversary of Indian Post. My dear friend 'Aandu' SMSed me "Happy Postal Day" I was glad there is someone who admires Indian post more than me.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Obsession In me


This one is really funny and you can try it out on yourself or your friend. I was a victim of this prank. It was all unintentional but it sure did bring out my hidden obsession,
It was saturday evening, Me and my friend "Chandya" had been to Forum Mall. We had gone there neither for any shopping nor to watch a movie. Just stand in the Balcony and watch the weekend beauties pass by. Chandya suggested a good spot in the food court from where we could enjoy the most of it. There was a series of revolving chairs (just like the ones used in Kaun Banega Crorepati) facing the mall. Just sit on them and enjoy. We were free to comment on any girl since we were sitting behind a glass wall. The safest place to be :-) Chandya calls them Military Base. After a few minutes I thought of buying 2 cokes, sit on those chairs and enjoy the beauty having small sips of the drink, just like people sit on a Bar counter. So I got down the chair, and helped myself through the food court tables and reached the Coke stall. Took 2 cokes and returned back to my chair. Chandya was waiting for me. When I handed him his coke, he asked,
Chandya : Koi Maal hai kya udhar table pe ?
Nishad : Kuthla maal ?? mala nahi disla (What maal, I didn't see any maal)
Chandya : Maage valun paha jara, (turn back and see)
I Turned back and had another glance. I was amazed to notice that i had missed so much of beauty during my journey from my chair to the coke counter. There were so many good looking girls around, but didn't even notice one of them.
Chandya : Coke ghayla gela tevha kuthe baghat hotas ? ( where were you looking when you went to get Coke ?)
Nishad : (Obfuscated ) khara sangu ? Mi pratyek table warchya dish madhle items pahat hoto. Kon khat ahe nahi te pahila. ( To tell you the truth, I was looking the food plates on the table and never noticed who was eating it. )
Chandya : (laughing) Kai tu nirke =)) =)) = ))
After we were done with our coke, decided to leave. When we exited the food court, I asked Chandya,
Nishad : Ti Laal dress wali mulgi mast hoti ki nahi ? ( That girl in red dress was really hot. wasn't she ?? )
Chandya : Kuthli mulgi ?? (which girl ? )
Nishad : (pointing at that girl ) Ti Bagh. ( Look there )
Chandya : Chayla, Ti tar aplya shejarunach geli ki atta. Mi kasa pahila nahi tila ? ( She had just crossed us on the way, how did I not notice her ? )
Nishad : Mag tu kuthe pahat hotas ? (So, Where were you looking ? )
Chandya : Tichya plate madhlya chicken biryani kade. ( At the chicken biryani that she was holding in her hand )
Nishad: kai tu Chandya =)) =)) =))