Recently I weighed myself and to my surprise I found that I am a whooping 80 Kg monster ! Before standing on the weighing machine, I thought I must have lost some weight, I had not eaten chicken for 5 months ! But the weighing machine betrayed me..Or should I say the machine don't know to lie ???
Now the Bird Flu scare is gone, people eat chicken regularly. But I have got a scolding from my mother, No chicken ! But i know i cant live without it. Its like a addiction for me.
After thinking a lot, I have got a solution to this problem after watching a TV commercial ! It was of a low calories sweetener tablets. Every morning people go out (or rather are thrown out by their wives) for jogging. One young man jogs chanting 'Butter chicken, Butter chicken, Butter Chicken' the other one chants 'Aalu puri, Aalu puri, Aalu puri' and a 3rd person is chanting, 'Samosa Chaat, Samosa chat, Samosa chat'.
Its been 1 week now. I go out for jogging everyday (except Weenends.....Quite sincere to admit this) and just like the people in the commercial, I keep chanting,'70 Kgs, 70 Kgs 70 Kgs...... '
Now I weigh 79.6 Kgs (The same machine which tells the truth says so.)
Sunday, June 11, 2006
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